Albert : *gets hammer* Machine : *gives another hammer back* Also Albert : "HEYYY A HAMMER!" Edit 1: Thanks for 284 likes! This is the most ive gotten!
Flamingo: *doesnt post for three days* Me during the three days: *thinking* what am I gonna do, why am I living Flamingo: *posts* Me: Ohh... thats why im living...
Idea: make a *”fReE aDmIn”* game, but when they use admin, they die. (Probably needs coding.) Then advertise/sponsor it. (Optional) And when they die teleport them to *HECC.* (I hope Albert will see it.) Edit: if you wanna know I will put this on his newest videos.
Thank you albert for having posted 2 videos each day for so long. No matter what your decision most of the flamingo community will support you and watch your videos whenever you decide to post. I am sure most of you fans here have been with you since the start of albertstuff and I promise we won't leave you just for changing your uploads schedule. We love you and take care❤
Mr. P is the one who’s helping create the potions that transform the ppl into monsters He knows what to do and how to get them all back to normal, because he knows how to make the antidotes But the ones behind it all don’t want that to happen, so when you catch him, the ending will be you finding him dead with a note *”MÆKĘ ÛŠ WHØŁË”*
Reminder: Albert has been taking breaks due to stress Don’t mind if he doesn’t post, he has been really tired of doing this nonstop, I understand this, as I have anxiety and get really stressed out sometimes.
A game flamingo can play : The game is called “The Maze” is basically about well it’s night time and there’s a camper van with a flashlight and a camera there a small maze with paths to go through and then when you find a big hole, you go in. Then you look around and stuff for items..but there’s monsters. Good luck Albert! (You can also play with kaden
69 likes NO ONE ELSE LIKE IT Update: it now has 92 likes and I'm going to self quarantine myself into depression of I'm not already in it considering I'm both a flamingo fan and a weeb My mental state is horrible
hi albert you probably wont see this but you made me so happy when i was younger and you still manage to do that. your amazing albert and im sure most people watching this will agree with me :]
That moment when you’ve beaten the Carnival 6 times before he posted this. y’all keep getting so mad at me for posting a ducking joke. ALSO IM NOT A BOY. MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM.
@Alex The Jawblagu I AM ASKING WHICH HAMMER IS THE HAMMER AND WHICH HAMMER IS A HAMMER, they're both hammers but that one hammer is a hammer but so is the other hammer and now they'res these two hammers and i am confused if the hammer he is talking about is that hammer from the hammer or from the hammer. the guy who placed the hammer there obviously made the other hammer for that hammer so wich came first?
Игры
Albert to Pony: he looks like a weird uncle
2 seconds later: are they dating, I ship it.
PLSS BAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS MAKES ME LAUGH
@@danellaswinnerton3635 welcome to the comment section!
@@danellaswinnerton3635 saying “for me” is cringe
@@danellaswinnerton3635 they just got it from the video the first person that made the comment still copied
So close it was actually 3 seconds later
Zizzy: "This place is dangerous"
Albert: "The only danger I saw was your husband beating a man to death!"
*Mr Pee*
Incorrect!!!!
@@zRnk-rx7ej love the emu pfp
@@zRnk-rx7ejomg emu???
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Albert: *dies*
Mouse: “listen... we can talk about this”
Lol
Stolen comment
Unoriginal
I just wanna comment on your account being 2 hours old
Jodier Santana its still funny tho
Albert: **sees Pony and Zizzy for the first time**
Albert: “I ship them.”
*8 chapters later*
“I hope Zizzy dies”
I ship them lol
And that's how people ship Pony and Zizzy
Yep
He predicted the fandom’s actions before they began the ship
@Pony The pony zebra and a pony siblings pony you sus
“I need a hammer for one of those little carnival rides”
-Albert 2020
I realized it also
Thats sounds wrong...
Albert : *gets hammer*
Machine : *gives another hammer back*
Also Albert : "HEYYY A HAMMER!"
Edit 1: Thanks for 284 likes! This is the most ive gotten!
*A hammer game that uses a hammer to play the hammer game, and the reward is a hammer.*
*a game where you have to use a hammer, to get a hammer.*
*_a game where you escape by only using a hammer and when u escape ur reward is a hammer and the next killer is a hammer then everything is a hammer_*
EthanPlay lol
*_hammer_*
Albert: **doesnt post in one day**
Everyone: *im having a panic attack*
he was under stress, chill
Masterjayden RBLX YESS
Paige did it late -3-
How did you that are you WATCHING me
So true lol
Crazy that piggy started 4 years ago..
I know right
Yeah
How time flies…
In 3 days it’ll be 5 years…
“Are they dating? I ship them”
Them: *litterally a zebra sheep & Arthur*
No, it’s Pedro Pony and Zoe Zebra
who are they
who is Zebra sheep and arthur
Pedro pony is cheating on Zoe. I remember that one episode where peppa kissed Pedro :/
Calamity!!!! TV u really don’t know who they are
Albert: Imma take a break
Great Depression 2: starts
Legal Fry :O
@Legal Fry prove it u keep replying that
big funny
Beanels just look at his twitter
Beanels
Just look up on twitter.
Albert: *Doesn’t upload for two days
Everyone: Rest In Peace.
So true xd the first time he did that I commented on the last edit vid and said r u dead
Omg that’s what I thought! I thought he commit die lol
i was telling myself that maybe the april fools vid wasn't for april fools, or Paige was running late AGAIN
if he was dead he would be with kobe
i thought he died from the bacon
“Are they dating I ship them”-flamingo 2020
@Miss Sparkly Unicornthat’s wha pt flamingo said if u even watched it
Miss Sparkly Unicorn Wdym tf aren’t you like 10
@@shaquilleredlox1179 ikr
Flamingo started the ship 🙃
Pony x zizzie
it has been two days albert uploaded:
everyone: this is the end game now
Buts its only the beginning OF THE END
Ask paige if she gets him a video late
No dip
@Legal Fry Makes sense
Albert:Are they dating...,i ship them😌
Me:So thats how the ship started🤔🤨
Lmoa
Yes
😱
*yes*
yes
“The only danger I saw was your husband beating a man to death”
😂
How do you just write down what flamingo says and get billions of likes??
C Musselman people are just kind of dumb
Helpful Villager_A so true
Ikr
C Musselman Exactly
Flamingo: *doesnt post for three days*
Me during the three days: *thinking* what am I gonna do, why am I living
Flamingo: *posts*
Me: Ohh... thats why im living...
Me TO
true
Same everyone elses videos bore me
Yes
Same
Albert:
“Maybe they are a little bit nooby..”
Also Albert:
*gets chased and infected*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHA im dying
spqcebuns by the bot
T o e s mhm
Commenting this is not useful a waste of time
*E*
little did we know, Carnival on Infection was soon to be the only thing noobs choose
“Are they dating? I ship them.”
ZizzyXPony is a thing now
dood ship names are combinations of the names so its either zony or pozzy
There real names are Pedro and Zoe Zebra
Jasmine_ Rice beginning of me watching it: what you mean ship who?! When I saw ship part: SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP
@@enzoisrandomnessjl2332 Poe Pezra
Your dumb
Albert: “are they dating? I ship”
End cut scene of chapter 11: *pony and zizzy actually like each other*
ALBERT KNOWS ALL
yEs he predictS thE futurEEeEEe
XD
LMAOOOO
l o l what if they made that ship sail just for Albert t h e o r y
I’m convinced Albert is secretly Cupid
“To those looking for safety: this is the worst place to look”
*pretty much explains Flamingos April fools video*
yes
Yes
😐
@@regretevatorroh ny god regretevator
7:59 albert predicted the future
Me: _watches the ads so Albert can get more money_
Albert: "That was very cash money of you."
Me: skips to 10:04 and replay
Blue Ninja Games currently doing that right now :)
@@kitsune1629 yess
Medi
I have adblock lol
"The only danger I saw is your husband beating a man to death."- Life changing quote
-Albert 2020
7:58 loollll
They were already married?
Ronita Sinha gfzzcgsfffejsczd
@@vinnyuwu1741 No they weren't, they didn't even start dating at that time.
it was in carnival
James Charles : hey sisters!
Albert : hey brothers!
Me : hmm...
...He says hey sisters! TOO😂🤣
What about busters
HEY BLISTERS
Why ya have a mustered bottle for ur picture? xD
Oh no sisterrrrr
3:49 ‘thats not me being mean.. it’s me just being meannn’ IM CRYING 😂😂
3:58
@Smile._. no need to be condescending luv ❤️
Albert: *hasnt uploaded*
Everyone: “Life has ended.”
ColtTheGod YT same my dude I was about to have a panic attack
ColtTheGod YT *MISSION FAILED WELL GET EM NEXT TIME*
ColtTheGod YT IKRRRR
it did thp
sophia lee Doge
Idea: make a *”fReE aDmIn”* game, but when they use admin, they die. (Probably needs coding.) Then advertise/sponsor it. (Optional) And when they die teleport them to *HECC.* (I hope Albert will see it.)
Edit: if you wanna know I will put this on his newest videos.
S L I M E Y how do u know
Sir random not enough likes
@@KPVextra S C R E E C H
What is HEC
@@thatonebaguette798 hes means * quickly looks around to make sure parents aren't around * H e l l
Albert: posts video of him being chased by su tart
Also albert: doesn't post for a few days
Everyone: p a n i c
Plot Twist: Evil su tart used his pop tart powers to morph himself into Albert.. 🙃
Roblox rowoki comes next to that
True I Was Soo Scared I Wish I Never Knew
I did not panic
Scary larry
Thank you albert for having posted 2 videos each day for so long. No matter what your decision most of the flamingo community will support you and watch your videos whenever you decide to post. I am sure most of you fans here have been with you since the start of albertstuff and I promise we won't leave you just for changing your uploads schedule. We love you and take care❤
🙂
:D
@@BoblinD3Jwhat..?
@@EdensLifeee idk what I was saying
@@adamritanyc
*The only "danger" I saw zizzy's husband beating with a stick.*
*-Albert 2020*
not being rude but it was "the only danger i saw was your husband beating a man with a stick"
@@miphan1412 yes
@@miphan1412 "...beating a man to death".
They r kids :>
@Erin Mcsweeney ok bloomer
Mr. P is the one who’s helping create the potions that transform the ppl into monsters
He knows what to do and how to get them all back to normal, because he knows how to make the antidotes But the ones behind it all don’t want that to happen, so when you catch him, the ending will be you finding him dead with a note *”MÆKĘ ÛŠ WHØŁË”*
how do you know this?
Everyone knows this
do I trust u?
@@patrickstar3802 I never knew and I've played all of the chapters
How did you find this out
0:00 I’m cOminG foR yoU!
Guys flamingo is haunting you 😂😂
seruslly joking
Albert: * Uploads a video *
Depression: “aight imma head out.”
The word "aight" is killing me please stop.
@@thorned5672 aight
Im Ugly in the complte opposite lol
Yeah your totally depressed and stop using this trash meme tempate and if you are depressed seek help
@@thorned5672 aight
"This guys here to save the day!"
- My 5 year old brother with the dirty towel he took out of the hamper tied on his back
King Yoshi Lmao 🤣
Haha
When you've finished the map before Albert uploaded a video on it
"I'm four parallel universes ahead of you"
I literally feel the same
I feel the same
Reddit
Coffee Animations LOL SAME
My friend was the piggy while I was playing so it was basically a free win.
I remember watching this in a cold night in 2020 brings back so many memories I miss being happy.
real. hope ur okay tho
yeah. I was thinking that☹️
Reminder:
Albert has been taking breaks due to stress
Don’t mind if he doesn’t post, he has been really tired of doing this nonstop, I understand this, as I have anxiety and get really stressed out sometimes.
gamer bot I understand
I hope he's okay with all that's happening :(
Why is he stressed though?
nobody cares
*-Dreams-* !
Did you read my comment?
“the only danger i saw was your husband beating a man to death” IM DEAD
rip you then
the scariest part is the second I read that, it was when he said it-
SAME😂😂😂
xD
@@Kyraayayay SAME
10% = *normal people*
10% = *noobs*
10% = *pros*
70% = *Albert’s alt accounts*
Lol
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ummm excuse me?!
U missed the pros
Rayane Kholfai oh yea
THIS is the easiest map, chanonicacly
Even chapter one is harder then chapter 8
Ghost UwU house is easy carnival is also easy nothin hard .,.
(Me) eh it's kinda hard it's the people as piggy tho
(Noobs) ItS The eASyEst MaP thO
Its ex cuz noobs camp
Im amazing at chapter 1 ive practiced like 10 times I know where the stuff is layed out so yeah
It is easy
*scientists predictions: “in three months, there will be Piggy, chapter 27.”*
Avery Cakes Tbey said they were only going to 12
Sasha and cora the unis
*cri*
@@ficklearc2622 Cora the unis??
Lol i would love too
They are stopping at chapter 10
A game flamingo can play : The game is called “The Maze” is basically about well it’s night time and there’s a camper van with a flashlight and a camera there a small maze with paths to go through and then when you find a big hole, you go in. Then you look around and stuff for items..but there’s monsters. Good luck Albert! (You can also play with kaden
He played it before but i would love to see him play it again.
he played that before
but we gotta see it with kaden
AnimatorDragon BOIII we do
OMG YESSS! I played that like a few months ago and it genuinely gave me the spooks..
Angie_ Vargas101 mhm that’s a good idea
Albert: *doesnt post in one day*
Everyone: I’m having a panic attack
Three*
Same feeling
D:
Lol 69 likes
Same I was bored
Albert: *gets hammer*
*after using hammer*
Albert: *gets hammer*
Albert: "I use the hammer to *Get* the hammer"
8:46 iS ArE yOu OkAY
the first good grammar flamingo has said
69 likes NO ONE ELSE LIKE IT
Update: it now has 92 likes and I'm going to self quarantine myself into depression of I'm not already in it considering I'm both a flamingo fan and a weeb
My mental state is horrible
Haha
P0
@@weird1621 you can just online chat
Pony: don’t worry I got this * hits monster in the neck with a wooden sword
Monster: *DEAD*
It passed out
*shoots monster* *faints*
*Hit with a piece of wood* *dies*
Pony: *cracks monsters neck with a wooden sword*
Albert: Oh my god. He just killed a man.
Dude its name is foxy cant you read
Lol but true
Albert: *doesn't post for a day*
Me: *confused* are we just not gonna talk about that??
lysette valdez I was honestly worried about that VERY worried is that bad
That Orange dino no dude i was worried too
bruh have u saw the wall in his roblox group
Everyone was worried
I dunno if you saw his tweet, but he said he is experiencing a lot of stress at the moment ://
"I Ship them" Wow, Alberts sarcasm turned into an actual reality.
Nobody-
Not even Albert-
Me- Watching him at 11:00 pm and waking up everyone in the house
I’m watching this at 3 in the morning and almost woke up my mom
fat idiots I'm watching this at 2:00 while on a call with 2 friends that don't know how to stay awake
Oof
Piggy Logic:
Shotgun/crossbow VS Piggy (Piggy Is Gone For 20 Seconds)
Wooden Sword VS Piggy (Piggy Is Dead)
bruh he isn't dead, foxy got stunned for 20 seconds also
Piggy: hits you with a bat
You : *die*
You: shoot piggy
Piggy: *gone for 20 seconds*
- insert the best user ever here - this was just a joke :1
@@kiqruy2132very shitty joke
Pony plays too much minecraft
* albert: not posting for 2 days straight *
Me: * panic intensifies *
i mean he said he was'nt prepaired for ~WHATEVER THIS IS~ and probably was going to stock up?
same
Red’s OfficialYT not for 48 hours
hi albert you probably wont see this but you made me so happy when i was younger and you still manage to do that. your amazing albert and im sure most people watching this will agree with me :]
Albert: didn’t upload in 2 days
*this is a military level threat*
*Nah This Is An Avengers Level Threat*
Oscar Markos yes
@@ej22110 yasss
EthanPlay no. *this is an avengers level threat*
Zizzy: kills the infected
Me: he’s going to say it..
Albert: omg you just killed a man
Me: kNew iT
XxAshley that was pony
NO ONE TOUCH MEH FOXY 😂😂
@@bunnyyt8173 tf
Doggy from piggy xd
It was pony btw
“To those looking for safety this is not the place”
Murder from flicker “ahh,I see
Yes
3:12 the "WHERE AM I??" got me laughing💀
Albert: **doesnt post almost 3 days**
Also albert: **posts and acts like nothing happened**
Back on his old youtube account, albertsstuff it usually took like 3-5 days for him to upload. Or something like that
@chickenugget he was like 17-19 years old,so he didnt really drop out,he either graduated
he dropped out of college but he finished high school
@@imvegan1994 true
shane: *doesnt post for literally over 6 months*
“He’s going to attack the other noobs”
Also Albert: *made a new account and is a bacon*
Drewvia Draw what’s wrong with bacon hairs?
In case you don’t know, he makes new account so people don’t recognize him.
Helpful Villager_A exactly we were all a bacon at some time
I thinks that’s why he said “other” implying he knows that he is a bacon/noob.
What’s wrong with a bacon!?
That moment when you’ve beaten the Carnival 6 times before he posted this.
y’all keep getting so mad at me for posting a ducking joke.
ALSO IM NOT A BOY. MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM.
Lemön same
Frl
Subscribe To me For no Reason ❶ he’s not flexing, he’s just doing a meme.
LOOOOOOOOL YEAH SAME
Ultimate flex
3:11 Albert:Bro, Where am i!!!
Me: in the middle of nowhere
Albert: Doesn't post videos for 3 days
Me: *It's time to end life.*
Xep IV this is my favorite one yet lol
haha!
IKR I started thinking he got the coronavirus
Why did I think the same-
@@shikifukasunshine6791 hi
Albert:
"Another round of people who are not allowed to win."
Me: Can't win even if I'm allowed to
@maggie smith no that's rude do you not like my beautiful face? U bullying.
@maggie smith Noooo thats bully. U not like my face?
Albert: “all I saw was your husband beating him to death”
Me: *intense wheezing*
Lol
Am I the only one who started laughing when he said:
“one of those like MaGiC hOusE oF mIwWoS” that got me dying
Flamingo: *stops posting for just a little bit*
Everyone: change the world... my final message.. Good bye..
Holy this dead meme got me too many likes-
Gg used a dead meme
Y
E
S
Lmao
Albert: i ship them
Me: aren't peppa pig characters like children-
Lua and Kitty
Chris Hanson: Oh, you’re not legal?
You can ship them. Because one of them isn't 18 years old-
79 likes!
What are childr
ItzDerp they were going to say children but the they just stopped talking
"Sonix! This guy is gonna *" Save"* the day"
Albert 2019-2020
7:59 “the only danger i saw is your husband beating a man to death”
I WHEEZED-
video: *comes out*
albert: "iM cOmInG fOr YoU"
gheet
I got here first hmmm I won
@@bluegamer5363 IK FIRST YOI FUIKING IDOT!
@@bluegamer5363 you dont know that for facts, no hate from me tho
@@hellou0007 yee
Albert: Ima play piggy chapter 8
Me: You haven’t even played piggy chapter 7
Yes
He didn’t play chapter 6 to
I think he should play chapter 7-
@@imapennyks he did play Chapter 6
* *too*
Normal people playing Piggy: *normal screams*
Albert playing Piggy: *intense demon screams*
Facts
7:25 yeas albert is in on the shipping
3:08 Albert: *s i s t e r s a l l y*
eathworm sally: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY SALLY
Bruh
• aesthetic gremlin • Mah Sis name is sally the trash
* 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 *
Earthworm Sally hi chileee
@@earthwormsally4497 dun dun duuuunnn
“ORANGE! ORANGE KEY!” *continues to walk past it*
educationa Gaming bc he didn’t have the key
So̸ldier h u h
• .alvury. • Idk what I’m doing with my life-
alvury thats what i was thinking
literally down the path
No one:
Not a single soul:
Albert when he escaped: are they dating? I ship them
XD I did do this to so many people
@@p4yton3pics4uce same
Wow… 3 years ago already. Time went by so fast
Albert : *opens purple safe*
Also Albert: oH a GuN?!?
why did you just repeat something random that he said i’m not even laughing .-.
@@catsomg ik.-.
TazThings cause in piggy there’s always a gun in the purple safe, it’s funny because what else did he expect, a stegosaurus-
Dmitriy Furer lol
On
*”Hey a hammer!”* Gets a item *“ A hammer!”*
*wait...that’s illegal*
*A* item is definitely illegal ;-;
he got a hammer with a hammer
"The only danger I saw was your man beating that man to death"
-flamingo
kind of scary how it's almost been 3 years...i remember getting a wr on this map and then realised i forgot to press record once
Albert:
*"GOOD JOB ME U DID SOMETHING USEFULL IN YOUR LIFE."*
woah, you watched the video, too?
He has done 100000000000000000000 things useful in life he just doesnt notice it 😌😌😌
Haha so funny 😑
Nice one bro you did a good job
Noice
“To those looking for safety: this is the worst place to look.” - Tea Spoon
Mhm
I thought it was Tea spoon as well!!
TSP-TEASPOON
Raxnii Chan i subscribed to you
No it's clearly "Table Split"
nice
“Ok sister,
Ok sister,
You are not a mister,
You are a sister”
"Gold key" LMAO 😂
Albert: Look, she's pregnant with a baby boy!!
s l i g h t s i l e n c e
*with a boy who loves Sonic..!*
Watching my video
Im at that part rn
LMAOO I WAS READING THAT AS HE SAID IT
@@dominicbear5027 same
MIdwestMomma I’m at the beginning of him being piggy
“to those looking for safety this is the worse place to be...“
Albert: *rules prepare to be broken*
•Intoxicated • bro you better not be intoxicated drugs and alcohol are bad you know
davebeans oof, lmao XD
davebeans don’t worry, It’s just the tea UwU
Albert: A HAMMER
Also albert: THE HAMMER
Me: you have got a hammer from a hammer
Which one was THe hammer again
The hammer is the hammer
miroslav nebeski a soul for a soul
@Alex The Jawblagu I AM ASKING WHICH HAMMER IS THE HAMMER AND WHICH HAMMER IS A HAMMER, they're both hammers but that one hammer is a hammer but so is the other hammer and now they'res these two hammers and i am confused if the hammer he is talking about is that hammer from the hammer or from the hammer. the guy who placed the hammer there obviously made the other hammer for that hammer so wich came first?
I thought of that as well xD
Omg I love Carnival it is literally my favorite!!!! I always pick carnival😂
Probably because your dumbass can’t play other maps and can only comprehend the word “Carnival”
7:25
Pony : *Sadness intesifies at the word "friend" and he gets friendzoned and nobody noticed it.*
Flamingo: “I ship them”
Peppa x Pedro fans:
ok
Boomer
Pepro
Pepdro or pedpa
Grace The Panda aHeM yA mEaN
Zizzy x Pony ?
Albert keeps saying he's a genius
my head: *O ALBERT EINSTINE?!*
PenguinPoker Einstein *
Albert Einstein *
PenguinPoker does he look like a person who got expelled in high school?
HWG 1729 you just copied savanah
Lol
7:25 “are they dating?! I ship them 😝”
Albert: THE ONLY DANGER IS YOUR HUSBAND BEATING A MAN TO DEATH
Beat his meat to death*
“Are the dating?! I ship them” I died when he said thatttt 7:21
Edit:Tysm for 14 likes it’s not a lot but it’s the most I have gotten before
7:24*
54 now!
Albert:doesn’t post for three days
Also Albert:IM HERE
Albert was the first zizzy and pony shipper
Albert: I missed chapter 7 and everyone already played it so nobody wants to watch me do it
Me: I would like to watch it
Me to
Yes
albert doesn’t upload for one day:
everyone: is he okay?!!
albert: *comes out with piggy video*
everyone: y e s
literally me,i was so worried for him. AoablaslaakagKJhLIAoapabs
d a p h h ! He was streaming
y e s
Soo true
Emmett Fallah lmao ik
"SONIC"
who else members the noob who had 'SAWNIC ' rings.... even though they were earrings.....
Edit: omgggg thanks for so many likes. :D
I didnt understand but its ok
Me
Me
Lol memories
Me